Saturday, 2 February 2013

Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin. One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales.

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Right now, my wife is taunting me about the football.  I normally do not know the score until Match of the Day .  It was bad enough on Wed...
Wednesday, 16 January 2013

Returning my Tesco fish fingers, just to be on the safe side, they may contain Seahorse.

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Well, it is cold.  And the kids have been loving it.  Today, before they went to school, I took them into the back garden and they had a g...
Sunday, 6 January 2013

If the government know that over 5 billion is being defrauded by benefit cheats, then, if they don't know who they are, how did they know they're cheating?

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Well, the government are having a go at those on benefits.  Saying how people should work, how those on benefits are getting increase in ...
Saturday, 5 January 2013

"Please scream as loud as you possibly can," says the dentist to his patient. "The waiting room's full and the football's on in ten minutes."

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  Well, the screaming is what my kids have been doing today. My wife, since her trip to a mud pit has not been well and has been resting...
Wednesday, 2 January 2013

My mate asked, "What do you know about 'the Seven Deadly Sins'? "Not much, I tried sloth once and couldn't be bothered with the rest."

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Every now and then I think that I am in the wrong job. I think that I should be earning more and that if I had done something like work ...
Tuesday, 1 January 2013

2013 Bet the Mayan's did not see that one coming.

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Well, it is 2013. And I hope it starts out better than last year.  Saying that, last year was not terrible.  It was interesting and I...
Tuesday, 25 December 2012

I've found the perfect cure for insomnia. Two pints of lager, a glass of sherry and a plate of turkey dinner.

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Evening all. The day started early today, my daughter waking up early in the morning and prbably not getting back to sleep.  At 0600, we...