Saturday, 5 January 2013

"Please scream as loud as you possibly can," says the dentist to his patient. "The waiting room's full and the football's on in ten minutes."

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  Well, the screaming is what my kids have been doing today. My wife, since her trip to a mud pit has not been well and has been resting...
Wednesday, 2 January 2013

My mate asked, "What do you know about 'the Seven Deadly Sins'? "Not much, I tried sloth once and couldn't be bothered with the rest."

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Every now and then I think that I am in the wrong job. I think that I should be earning more and that if I had done something like work ...
Tuesday, 1 January 2013

2013 Bet the Mayan's did not see that one coming.

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Well, it is 2013. And I hope it starts out better than last year.  Saying that, last year was not terrible.  It was interesting and I...
Tuesday, 25 December 2012

I've found the perfect cure for insomnia. Two pints of lager, a glass of sherry and a plate of turkey dinner.

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Evening all. The day started early today, my daughter waking up early in the morning and prbably not getting back to sleep.  At 0600, we...
Monday, 24 December 2012

Christmas Eve

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Christmas is almost here, it almost being the night before Christmas. The kids are excited, and they are on extra special good behaviou...
Sunday, 23 December 2012

I don't understand, why everyone was getting so worried about the apocalypse. If the Mayans where that good at predicting, there would still be Mayans today.

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Okay, I will admit that the title is not right are there are Mayan people still around today .  But you know what I mean!  Well, it has ...
Wednesday, 28 November 2012

Inspired by Movember I decided to get my prostate examined. I got two thumbs up.

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Well it is Movember , or rather, it is coming to the end of it.  I was going to take part, but kept forgetting to not shave my moustache o...