Sunday, 23 December 2012

I don't understand, why everyone was getting so worried about the apocalypse. If the Mayans where that good at predicting, there would still be Mayans today.

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Okay, I will admit that the title is not right are there are Mayan people still around today .  But you know what I mean!  Well, it has ...
Wednesday, 28 November 2012

Inspired by Movember I decided to get my prostate examined. I got two thumbs up.

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Well it is Movember , or rather, it is coming to the end of it.  I was going to take part, but kept forgetting to not shave my moustache o...
Wednesday, 21 November 2012

MISSING: Tottenham Hotspur's defence, last seen at around 13:00 at the Emirates Stadium. Please return to Andre Villas-Boas if found.

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Evening all.  Just a quick post.  Arsenal are playing again, this time against Montpellier , a game I think we could lose. We can not aff...
Tuesday, 13 November 2012

This year, for Halloween, I'm going to dress as a character from Scooby Doo and run around taking people's masks off.

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Three years after the death of Michael Jackson I still find it hard to cope with the realisation we'll never know if Annie was okay o...
Monday, 12 November 2012

"And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling minorities, women and gays!" - Mitt Romney

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Apparently Mrs Romney is overjoyed at Obama's victory, as now she won't have to move into a smaller house. David Cameron: ...
Tuesday, 30 October 2012

Arsene Wenger in his last conversation with Alex Ferguson asked if he could borrow his watch for the game against Reading.

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Got back from work and have just finished listening to the Arsenal game .  What a game.  4-0 down before half time, thank god Theo scored ...
Sunday, 28 October 2012

When I die I want my body donated to science, but more specifically a scientist who is working on bringing dead guys back to life.

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Evening all. Have been to watch Madagascar 3 with the family today. I have to say I was dreading it, but I liked it. Not the end, it ha...