Thursday, 5 November 2009

Who likes fisting? Put your hand up

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Evening all.  In bed with my lovely wife while she watches New Tricks . I spent yesterday with the kids.  Which I love doing.  My son was no...
Tuesday, 3 November 2009

We beat the scum 3-0!

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I was going through a phase of putting jokes up as the title for the posts, but this one deserves special attention.  You see, we beat the s...
Wednesday, 28 October 2009

Help Wanted: Telepathy clinic, you know where to apply

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Afternoon all.  It has been a while since my daughters birthday .  She now is four.  It only seems like yesterday that she was born and I h...
Saturday, 17 October 2009

Daily Mail columnist Jan Moir is accused of ‘dancing on Steven Gately’s grave for money’. Let's hope they bury him at sea.

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Evening.  Am watching Match of the Day right now.  I do not know the Arsenal score though.David and Tony have been down from the grim nort...
Wednesday, 14 October 2009

Why is it that a fly can get into my house though the tiniest crack in the door but can't get out through an open window?

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Well, it has been a week or more since I last posted.  I have been ill, tired or busy.  So sorry. Got home last week on Tuesday to find tha...
Sunday, 4 October 2009

Why is it that the only people that know how to run this country are either driving taxis or cutting hair?

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Evening all. We are back at home. We went today to Sanjay and Tina's in London for their daughters birthday. The kids loved it, and n...
Wednesday, 30 September 2009

Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them whilst driving.

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Evening all. I am halfway through my holiday with the family. Have not done as much at home as I would have liked. Must do more tomorrow...