We have not been in Clacton.
My wife has had her cousin come from abroad with his wife and two children. We both like him, having looked after him when he was at university and we genuinely got on with him then, and still do now. What is nice, is that the children all get on, even though ours are teenagers and his have yet to reach that milestone. His wife is lovely and I spent time on walks with her and our dog Leia. On one of the walks, which my daughter came along with, my daughter noted that the signs implied that we were in Clacton, which my wife was adamant that we were not in!
To be fair, if we walked far enough, we would have been in it, and my cousin got an idea of what it was like when he and my wife and got a takeaway from the outskirts of Clacton.
Anyway, now time to rest and relax.