My wife is recovering from being attacked by a pigeon. When I say attacked, the pigeon had flown in through our patio doors. She had turned round to see this as its feet went into her hair. I heard the scream and ran into the kitchen to see it flying around. I had two thoughts going through my head, one was if we were able to get it out, the other was of a family I came across at work who had a similar occurrence. But that pigeon died, while this one managed to fly back out.
While I had these thoughts, my son decided to record the event as an audio file. He is not in the good books of my wife now.