I dream of a new world where a chicken can cross the road without having his motives questioned.

Comments from the teacher made yesterday in my daughters reading record -
Kipper's diary - explained what a diary was.  Read well.  (?slowed?) a bit on days of the week
Monty and the Ghost Train - read very well indeed
Naughty Joe - read well starting to tire so will read again tomorrow

 

Why did the blonde take a gun out canoeing?


Because she wanted to shoot the rapids.