First of all, ten days to go!
I had a leaving do on Friday. It was a bit strange as I do not leave for another ten days. But the partners were all there, something that will not be the case in the next ten days as due to the summer holidays, they will be taking it in turns to be away. And it was nice. I am going to miss a lot of people there. Anyway, I am knackered. I hope someone likes and reads this joke!
I was chatting-up this young nurse when I asked, "Well, how do you like your eggs in the morning?"
"Unfertilised," she giggled.
Then she handed me the results of my sperm count.