One thing though, the kids did make me laugh. My wife telephoned me at lunch. She was doing some cleaning around the house, and realised that she could not hear the kids.
So she found them. They were upstairs, where they had found some toys that can be used to kill up things with water. And filled them up with water. Upstairs. In the small toilet that my daughter uses (it is easier for them to get to and turn the taps there). There was some water in the toys. Loads more on the floor though. Her reaction was such that the kids knew that they were in lots of trouble. Lots indeed. The problem was that when she telephoned me to share this with me, I could not stop laughing. Nor could her parents who had telephoned her to ask her something either!
Anyway, I hope this makes you laugh as well!
This little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink. He's been sitting there for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts crying. "Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver. I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying." This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered I had forgotten my wallet in it. At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I came to this bar and was thinking about putting an end to my life, and you show up and drink the damn poison."