Aquilani to make bow in dead rubber
I was feeling really ill yesterday. My son was not too well then either. He, like me is not 100%, but is getting better. Snotty nose and all that. So yesterday I was in bed practically all day. My son had to get some kip he not being too well on the weekend, but getting worse on Monday night. My daughter was quite concerned, asking me if I was going to go to heaven and asking my wife if I was ever going to get out of bed! But she was quite kind and told me a story.
Unfortunately, that meant time off work, but trust me, I would rather have gone into work than felt as ill as I did! On the bright side, I did get to watch a video on YouTube that I have been meaning to watch for ages.
Anyway, I took my kids out for a walk to get the paper earlier. My son is now with me playing on his toy laptop while I post this, and my daughter has gone out with my wife to the shops while we wait for the playhouse they are going to get for Christmas to be delivered.
The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toilet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.
One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"
Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied, "Not too bad, thanks."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?"
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick shit... How about yourself?"
The next thing I heard him say was, "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some cunt in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say."