Afternoon all. Am getting my energy back again. Had to go to work this morning for a meeting. And last night we had some people round for dinner. It was a good night, but I was really tired. I had to call it a night before the end, and my wife was still up at three in the morning! Which meant that I could not look after the kids this morning like I normally like to. I love looking after them, and it is not that nice when I miss out on that. Not to mention the fact that my wife normally gets much needed rest during times like this. Anyway, I have to prepare as tonight I am going to let of some fireworks. My son did not really get a chance to appreciate them last year as he was so young. My daughter did, and she is looking forwards to tonight.
Anyway, have to do, and I hope you like the joke...
Man joins the foreign legion and gets sent to a fort in the Sahara desert 20 miles from the nearest town. After a while he asks his mate what everyone does for sex as they're stuck out in the middle of nowhere. Friend tells him there's a local Arab named Abdul who's got camels. Man says "Camels, no fucking way I'd rather wank that's fucking disgusting".
Few weeks later he's gagging for it so says to his mate "Okay it'll have to be a camel then. Where can I find this fucking rag head?"
Sees Abdul and says to him "I'm busting for a rub and I've been told you've got camels I can use to sort myself out".
Abdul says "That's right it'll cost you 50 francs".
Man pays, stands looking at the camel's arse, then with a shrug he unzips it, lifts up the camel's tail and gets rid of six weeks worth of baby glue. When he'd finished he said to Abdul. "Bet you get to see a lot of that don't you?"
Abdul replied "No first time, everyone else rides the camel into town to the brothel."