Evening all. I have spent a great weekend with the kids. My wife went to a hen night (I will see if I can upload a video at a later date) and so I had the kids on the Saturday night. As I was at my parents-in-law it was no big deal. Mind you, when I have had them at home before, it was not big deal. Apart from my son screaming for a few hours.
So I took them to spend time with my side of the family. My two brothers and my Mum. And Dougal of course. We went to Highgate park where the kids played in a park and my daughter ran about with Dougal. Considering that she used to be terrified of him, this is a big step. Anyway, hope you like the joke and good night.
A wife arrived home from a shopping trip and was shocked to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband called out, "Perhaps you should hear how all this came about."
"I was driving home on the highway when I saw this young woman looking tired and bedraggled. I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast beef you had forgotten about in the fridge.
She was barefooted, so I gave her your good sandals that you had discarded because they had gone out of style.
She was cold so I gave her the sweater that I bought for you for your birthday but you never wore because the color didn't suit you.
Her pants were torn, so I gave her a pair of your jeans, which were perfectly good, but too small for you now.
Then, just as she was about to leave, she asked me, 'Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore'?"