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Friday 29 June 2012

I've just heard on the radio that Tom Cruise... Is Holmesless.

I don't blame Ashley Young for missing his penalty. It must have been confusing for him, taking a spot kick without diving first. 

Evening all.  Hope you all are well.
As you can tell, it has been a while since my last post.  Quite a few things have happened since my last post.

One of the things was the street party.  It was a day.  I was working for the first part of it, got back at the toast to Her Majesty was being said.  The kids ate lots, which came in useful for after a bit of time riding their bikes up and down the street, they were allowed to go on the bouncy castle.  As usual, I prefer not to name names on here but the couple who organised the party did one of the best jobs ever and they had organised a bouncy castle which the kids of the street loved.  Well, how are they not going to love it!  When I say an enjoyable day was had by all, it was.

And in addition to the street party, there was the birthday of my wife.  We took her down to London for a shopping experience and while she was shopping, I took the kids away on a London bus.  They loved it.  Both times, both going away from my wife and back again, they got to sit on the top deck at the front.  We had a great meal in London and overall, had a truly great time.

Anway, it is late now, have to go.

I typed 'Hell' instead of 'Hull' into my Sat-Nav.
I still got there.


I said to my wife, "Please get me a newspaper."
"Don't be silly," she replied, "you can borrow my iPad."
That spider never knew what hit it.

My boss texted me, "Send me one of your funny jokes Pete."
I replied, "I'm working at the moment, I will send you one later."
He replied, "That was fantastic, send me another one." 

I bumped into an old school friend today. He started showing off, talking about his well paid job and expensive sports car.

Then he pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She's beautiful, isn't she?"
I said, "If you think she's gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend."
He said, "Why? Is she a stunner?"
I said, "No, she's an optician."