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Sunday 12 February 2012

Thierry Henry, Achieving in one month what Fernando Torres has failed to for a year.



Morning all.  It is a lovely Sunday morning, the snow making Colchester look pretty.  The kids though are still not too keen on a snowball fight.  Half term is coming up and it means that there is going to be loads of fun for all!  Well not me, as I will be at work getting much needed rest.  I love my kids, but they do tire me out.  At the moment, they are having a tea party and my wife has gone upstairs to rest.  She will need it more so this week.  I was at work last night and the kids decided to dice with death by not eating the food that was given to them for dinner.  The thing is that they do appreciate the food that they are given.  Sort of.  When at friends houses, they moan (quietly) if the food is not as good as that my wife makes, and she makes great food.  Anyway, this is just a quick post before I watch the Arsenal game.  Enjoy the jokes...


Aaron Ramsey scores, 1 day later Bin Laden DEAD.
Aaron Ramsey scores, 1 day later Colonel Gadaffi DEAD.
Aaron Ramsey scores, 3 days later Steve Jobs DEAD.
Aaron Ramsey scores, that night Whitney Houston DEAD.
I'd hate to think what would happen if he scores a hat-trick

The FA confirm they are looking for replacement to be English with hands on experience with premiership players
Danielle Lloyd is now 2/1 favourite

What's the difference between Father Christmas & Fernando Torres?
Millions still believe in Father Christmas.

Following recent trends, the FA simply need to find someone else that's completely shit at looking after England now that Capello has gone. Am I the only one thinking David Cameron?

I've spotted Chelsea's cunning plan.
You don't have to worry about UEFA financial fair play rules if you're not in Europe.

So Alex Ferguson said that 'Suarez should not play for liverpool again because he did not shake hands with Evra.'
Instead he should've done a kung-fu kick into the crowd, it would've been ok.

Torres was really asking questions of Everton on Saturday.
Like 'Can you move your keeper out the way, I'm trying to score?'

A dog named Rosie has just placed a £500,000 bet for Harry Redknapp to become next England manager