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Saturday 10 April 2010

Why is it called a 'bear' when it's clearly covered in fur?

Evening all.

I have spent a week, mostly alone this week.  My wife took the kids down to her parents as now it is Easter, there are less things to do for the kids up here.  There are still loads of things that they can do, but she used the break to teach them how to swim.  Well, my son being two years old can not learn to swim, but he can learn to like being in a swimming pool.
Anyway, they are back now.  Spent some time in the garden with them while I was mowing the lawn.  And my son now likes Doctor Who!

But time to go to bed, hope you like the joke in the meantime.

What's the best thing about having Alzheimer's Disease?
1: You can hide your own Easter eggs.
2: You are always meeting new people.
3: You never have to watch reruns on television.
4: You can hide your own Easter eggs.