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Wednesday 23 December 2009

The exorcist child


Arsenal 3-0 Hull

An interesting game.  Nasri was out of order for stepping deliberately on the foot of another player.  And Hull were very fortunate to get a penalty which was not one.  But we won.  Which makes a change after drawing against Burnley.  If we are to win the title, we must capitalise when the teams ahead of us slip up.

Anyway, the kids.  They are loving the time now.  In case you are not aware, it is snowing here.  I was snowed in on Friday and was not able to make it to work.  The kids loved the weather.  Well they did at first!  But then the cold got to them.  Since then, we and they have learned.  My daughter loves throwing snow balls at me, and my son loves to taste snow as it drifts down onto his open mouth.  

Last night, I got home, kissed my daughter good night, then picked up my son to give him a kiss.  As I put him down, he coughed, and then vomited.  And then continued to do so.  Over the bedroom wall, the bathroom...  Boy did I wish I had just left him alone.  Took him a while to get him to bed afterwards and the vomiting continued for a while.  He would get better, then chuck up again.  Anyway, today, he has had one very foul nappy.  One of his worst, if not the worst he has ever done.  And he has been off his food, which considering he is a human dustbin, is very unusual for him!  But, despite that, he is well in himself, still attacking his sister etc!

Anyway, I hope this makes you laugh...


A friend of mine has three boys, the youngest of whom had just started school.
A teacher commented to the boy that she couldn't believe he was already in Year One and asked what his mother did all day now that the three boys were in school.
"Cartwheels, I think." he replied...


An unnamed Premier League manager has been seen visiting a property used as a brothel.

Well Mark Hughes is in the clear then.